waitress: i’m sorry we’re all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang
black mirror writer: what if when you said “ello yewchube”…..yewchube said ello back…….
i didn’t know casey frey was a professional dancer i thought he was just fucked up
